...Brandon is our hero big time....his bike is like a devastated fragment of societies worst nightmare....he will build you a hot rod and then write you a poem...

... "How does my hair look?" ... " Does my bum look big in this?"...."Well, actually its not the hair or arse (well...) were looking at ladies....it's the car in the background"... Psyche!

...Monkey Alan is a mate of ours here at DicE....he's a right fuckin' pain in the arse.

...Matt Hensley plays Accordion in the band Flogging Molly and he had his bro Randy Janson from Go Fast Choppers nail him together this super sweet Sportster. ....This thing is one of the nicest looking bikes ever....look at the way it sits!....It's the tits!....I love it to bits...etc, etc.

....Nothing says DicE more than a pink Metal Flake Sportster from Japan!...I want it.....but I'm still saving for my i-Pod...

..."Hello is that Mr Balme?"... "Yes who is this?"... "Its Bobby Darin, who do'ya think you flid!"... "Flid?"... " You heard me big shot!"... "Seriously who is this, I'm calling the police?!"........and so it went on....hilarious. Eventually Julian Balme agreed to take pics of a girl in sexy boots after lots of persuasion...(cough)...

...Kirk from Billet Proof was kind enough to leave his fantastic Harley with us for the DicE magazine stall at Paso....yes, we tried to figure out how to steal it....yes, we wanted to get our throats tattooed....and yes we thought about riding off into the sunset....we failed miserably and decided to just shoot it for the mag instead. Right On Brother...

...Ok ravers don't get all mash up....Dj Boz is in the house spinnin' wicked tunes to a beat box groove....yes speedo's and sunglasses work in this scenario....but also work on a beach in a flaked out buggy... "This is the sound of the Police...Ooot Ooot"...

...My buddy Yak does our website and has a cat called Peter....as I was thinking of something to type for this caption the thing went mental and jumped out of the window....Peter is wicked and must know what he likes in bikes....he must really like the GF's ride to do this kind of crazy shit...bombs away!!.......

...We have been trying to shoot Dixie's' Triton for yonks....he's always out at fetish clubs larging it....fair play to the geezer....he's a legend...

...Bucky is a tattooist at 'Good Time Charlies' in California....this is also where another good mate of ours tattoo's ...his name is Lucky!....are we seeing a pattern here you mothers?....His Triumph is so bad that it literally hangs out front of 7-11 asking strangers to buy fags and alcohol for it to have good times....Cheers!...

...Dayna Delux is our kind of girl....she wears all the kit....suzzy's and every'ting...Ooooeeeee...