...Our good friend Greg Moon likes to get crazy and owns this rather nice Harley Sportster built by Bill Mize. Early springer front end, Schwinn Sting Ray handlebars and a squirt of metal flake red is always good and this baby is more that just good.....It's the nuts!

...So this is kinda how it started...(Matt in London): "Jesus dude I just got an old lace painted drag race '55 Chevy off Ebay and its being shipped to LA as we speak!.....(Dean in LA): "Fuck you man its 3am!".....(Matt): "Nevermind that, Me and Conrad are flying out tomorrow and we are driving this bitch to Vegas to meet Julian Balme for one night of craziness".....(Dean): Oh Goody, can we go and see Danny Gans? ....(Matt):..what? .....(Dean): Nevermind, Ill round up the supplies....Beers, Hustlers Plaque and some Qualudes.... (Matt) Stop talking bollocks, I don't even know if this thing will make it? Oh and its not registered!.....(Dean): Fantastic Im looking at about 5-10 years inside for this one then?.....(Matt): Shut the fuck up, Ill see you at LAX tomorrow...oh and Tell Jimmy at 'Circle City Hot Rods' that we might need to use his shop for roughly 26 hours. (Phone goes Dead)....Hunter S Thompson rest in peace brother.....

...I think I just died and went to heaven!...In a moment of clarity (and soberness...kind of) we leave the bar at the Mirage Hotel in Vegas....after attempting to steal a bell boys trolly and throw it off the top floor room we have, we decide to leave.... the attention we are gaining is very excitable....After swerving all over Vegas in a very fast '55 Chev we pull into the new branch of 'Zero Engineering'.....We get introduced to the recently finished 'Junk Yard Dog' that was built for the Biker Build Off show.....We drop to our knees and get these here photos....The last thing I remember is Conrad trying to make a break for the strip with a swan necked Harley frame under his DicE T shirt! (See merchandise page and you too can look as sexy as ‘The Conway’!)

...Gary Frye (aka The GF) is a member of the 'Sinners' and a good mate of mine..... When he's not Killing rats with pump action guns he puts together some mean cars and bikes. He got this Riviera a couple of years ago for a song but it looked nothing like this back then!.... we got the scoop on this Killer Kustom...Check it out!

...This is sure to piss off the hardcore restorers who know what they are looking at! Artist geezer 'Coop' owns this 1964 Triumph TR6SC super rare factory desert racer, converted to bobber configuration and it is wicked! Not only do we get pictures of this mega-wicked-mental bike....but we also catch the man himself sporting a pair of very fetching blue bubble goggles! (For legal reasons it should be pointed out that the goggles belong to the fantastically rich Hollywood socialite, Jusin Kell.)….

...DicE magazine gets the nod to have the first published pictures of the 'El Jefe', built by Trevelen and his boys at 'Super Company Customs' in Downtown LA and Fuck, is it bad or what?!...Words can't describe it...but Pictures can...so hurry up and buy Issue 5 before we send our mate Chongo round with his portable Cadillac V8 on wheels and his big can of petrol!!!

...Rob Payne likes real old style cars, but feels a need to go fast.....so this gasser '41 Ford, complete with Big Block chevy does him down to the ground! Not bad for a 23 year old that lives between his parents house in Yorba Linda and his girlfriend's house in Tustin.....depending on moods (not just his)....

...Ok...Im not gonna drink at this show....I need to be professional and set up the DicE stall and spread the word....ok just one beer while I set up.....Mmmm that tastes nice at 5am.....what harm can one more do?.....shit Im feeling great.....fuck it....pass me another one.....I said give me another one you fuckin' bastard....what?...fuck you too man these magazines are not for sale so piss off......you are.....oh, I love you man.... (uncontrollable crying). Mooneyes Christmas show 2004.….

...beautiful pictures by Christer Ehrling from Sweden in our featured Artist Profile....He does us proud and more importantly .....you have to buy the magazine to find out why?!....

DicE magazine's very own European correspondent 'The flyin' Dutchman' emails us to tell us that Europe is 'cutting it' as much as the rest of the world when it comes to cool bikes...and we say........Yeah? Punk? prove it! ....sure the enough the crazy son of a bitch proves it gets us shots of this Wild Knucklehead Harley built in Holland!...

...Erm...I really don't want to talk about Oakland/Pomona at all. I manage to go there....get horribly drunk....piss off all my good friends....get carried out...then try and drive home...but, accidentally reverse into a car belonging to my friends cousin and then proceed to drive off!! Sorry Megan I still feel terrible!...

...Last but not least we have....er....we have.......Holy Fuckin' Shit! What's going on here? A super Hot Chick gets all excited reading DicE and strips off all her clothes?!......Miss Em graces our pages and is just too much...I cant take it....I think....I think Im in Love! (In a creed style voice and with shirt open to reveal chest hair)..."Oh Emerlee I shaid to you, I shaw you shandin' There, you shexy Thing"...etc etc...