...'I remember my science teacher telling me its all about the formula, and more importantly getting the RIGHT formula!....well I can honestly say I didn't really give a shit about his ranting and proved the fact that I didn't take any of it in when me and my mate Hong Kong Danny both blew our eyebrows off with a Bunsen Burner and some magnesium.....hillarious!' Any way....John Edwards certainly got the right formula when he built this Wild '60s show style Triumph!'

...'Come Ye Come Ye and check Ye the Drag and Ye in England Ye...erm....now Ye? Ok I was crap at English at School too....but when anyone mentions the name Shakespeare I know where the bastard ripped it all off from.....yep....the Nostalgia drags in England is held at the Shakespeare County race way....huh? huh? And you thought he thought his name up all by himself'....

...'Hazy memories and twisted recollections of the night before instantly fill my head when I wake up fully clothed, still drunk and just slightly sick the day after this photo shoot.....It might have been the excitement from seeing this Harley up close....it might have been the VERY loud Punk Rock in the garage....but Im guessing it was the 5 beers and 2 bottle of Sailor Jerry Rum that left me a dribbling wreck!.....Im never drinking again!'

...'Our mate Paul is a legend. You don't get the name 'Harley Paul' for no reason you know what I mean?..and no Im not talking about a full dressed Evo here or a colour coded Sportster with an air brushed tank....Im talking hardcore....Im talking riding in the rain and snow....Im talking living old Harley's 24 7.... Im talking too much and Im freezing....tea anyone?'

...'Wow! You should have seen me when this guy rolled into the mooneyes show on this crazy bare metal Triumph....I freaked!...big time!....So I shot the bike and got the guy to write his details on a card so i could chase him up for the details later.....well in a strange twist of fate the card in question got ripped into small rectangular pieces and ended up getting used in...erm....rolling cigarrettes....thus losing most of the email address....shit....never mind its a great bike and we love it...anyone got any crisps or chocolate?'….

...This car means business! Jimmy White is the owner of 'Circle City hot Rods' in Orange County, California and he built this little '27 T Roadster pick up as a shop project......to say this thing is wild is the understatement of the century!....Luckily for us El Jimbo gave us first shout on featuring this Hot Rod even in an unfinished state....by time you read the fully finished and upholstered car will be getting ready for this years 'Oakland Roadster Show'...CCHR can be reached at www.CircleCityHotRods.com.

...'Jason of the Starlite Room in Long Beach, California likes swapmeets.....he likes cool shit.....he likes cool old shit!....you can imagine what kind of bike he would build....in fact you can just see it right here!.....This bike has perfect patina and lots of scrounged parts for minimal cost.....you wont want that new bling bling parts catalogue then Jason?!'...

...'Ok we know nothing about VWS but we do know what we like....and we like this! Super ground scraping split screen crew cab looks tougher than Chuck Norris in one of his crap films and it sits lower than the titanic! ....Ouch!'….

...'I knew we shouldn't have stayed up until 4am watching the Cramps at the house of Blues getting wasted....we have to be up at 7am to go to the Primer Nats!....me and Ankle Biters take his Dodge Van with Heart Windows up North to sell DicE and cover the show.....I knew I'd be seeing that breakfast burrito again......Urghhhhhh I don't feel well.....Im never drinking again'....

…'Top geezer and great engine builder/machinist Fernando Alonso from East LA built a monster motor for his '54 Olds and gets to spin the tires all day long if he wants! He's a great believer in the Oldsmobile V8 (even though he knows Cadillacs are better!)....and he's building a blown and injected Olds for his Model 'A' Coupe as we speak!'...

...'Guys wait till you see this shit!....A65 Beezer looks wicked and pulls wheelies! ....Tom did us all proud by showing us that British bikes rule and can be built for a small budget....well, a small budget if you buy the remains of a fucked A65 from some Speed Freak neighbours for $500!!!'...