I first met Ian Barry from 'Falcon Motorcycles' a couple of years ago at the DicE party in Hollywood, and I knew even back then that this guy had fantastic talent, with amazing craftsmanship and style. It wasn’t a motorbike that made me believe this either, it was his beautiful moustache, complete with waxed ends! One day when I grow up I want one just like it.

It really sucks being straight-edge. You never have a hang over, you get lots of shit done and whiskey dick is totally out of the equation. Oh and you also build bikes like this here swing arm Shovelhead. I’m never drinking again.

‘You know I smoked a lot of grass, oh lord I popped a lot of pills, but I never touched nothing that my spirit could kill.’ $100,000 in 1978 could buy you a shit load of qualudes…or…this wild show van that had a chrome bill of $30,000 and a fucking stone fountain inside! Chicka Burra!

Jokers: Part 5! This issue gives you an insight into Sebastian’s rather fetching ’45 2 wheeler complete with all the kit. Apparently Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a bit of a rough time at the moment. This has nothing to do with Sebastian but I love a bit of gossip and I thought I would keep you up to speed with the latest. x

Coooorrrrrrr Blimey Guvnor look at the Thrupney Bit’s on that Doris! If I hadn’t have witnessed it with me own mince pies I would have never Adam and Eve’d it!! Triumph Rigid built by Core Machine, Japan.

Jenny Parker is hardcore! I know geezers who get scarred by the thought of kicking over a BSA Bantam, so J.P. is showing them up big time with her Big Twin Indian Chief! One time a guy I knew was kicking over his Sportster and the kicker slipped which hyper-extended his kneecap! Apparently he also let out an extremely high-pitched girly scream when it happened! Matt says there is no such thing as a ‘Hyper-extended kneecap’, but let me tell you Matt, there is such a thing and it REALLY hurts. Apparently.

I read this story recently about a bloke who cheated on his wife and she found out about it! So while he was sleeping she super glued his knob to his stomach, one of his bollocks to his leg, glued his arse cheeks together, then chucked him out! If my girlfriend would have done that to me I would definitely not get back together with her, saying that, I would have felt it if she put glue on my arse as I’m quite a light sleeper.

I bet some of you didn’t even think that Lapland was a real place huh?? I have to be honest, I didn’t believe it existed either and thought my parents were lying to me! But, I can now confirm that it is on the map and they do have Panheads there!! Yeah, well it was there until Mane went to just go and ‘have a look at it’…yeah right, within minutes he was driving back home to Finland with it in the back of his truck. Pics by: Timo Kinkare

If you wannabe tough and cool you need ink bro. Fact. Did you ever see Pamela Anderson in the film ‘Barb Wire’? She kicked balls in that film and it wouldn’t have been the same without that gnarly piece she had on her arm. Ipso Facto, Tattoo’s rule.

Nice Motorcycles in Japan build some pretty amazing bikes to say the least! This crazy Pan has a molded frame, gas tank and rear fender that is all original from back in the ‘70s! The mag rear wheel and Denver rigid front end tip it off the edge!
Apparently Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were spotted enjoying a romantic beach picnic yesterday! It only adds fuel to the rumour mill that they will be getting engaged soon. Marriage on the way?

This is the issue where we literally pick you up, strip you down and then bath you in a tub of cool. Style Bible part 11, Eyewear bitches!

I’ve said it before and Ill say it again, He-man is a complete nonce for not hooking up with She-ra! Look at her, what a fox! Plus you can tell straight away that she is into him with all the signs she gives off! I suppose if I had Skelator on my back 24/7 trying to start fights all the time I would not want to do her either…erm yeah ok!

We met John last year at the DicE Brooklyn party where he rode down on his Big Twin Flathead and told us crazy stories from back in the day when he used to rule the California roads on this beast! This guy is the real deal.

We keep well in the tattoo theme with our pin up for issue 20 in the shape of Candy Rocks. Hubba Hubba! Pics by: hexed media

This is Bean’s bike and it lives in England. It all came about because he was extremely inspired by the bikes of Shinya Kimura and Zero Engineering, so he let loose with this bad boy! All I can say is, hats off to you sir! Pics by: Pete chopsnbobbers.com

This Ironhead Sportster is the bollocks! Look how mental it is? Apparently it’s a complete handful that with throw you further than Andre the Giant at any given moment. Usually that moment is when you let your guard down for half a milli second!
That reminds me, Ashlee Simpson and Pete wentz got married then. Like we all didn’t know that was going to happen! It won’t last.

The infamous Cro Customs waste no time and role out another beauty that is the talk of the town. Caleb Owns is the owner of CC, but it is not his first time in the creative spot light. He first shot to fame back in the ‘70’s when he hit the big time as a Porno actor back in Miami! He is still known around the Florida way as ‘The Big C’, which is weird because he’s only 5 foot 9.

Dr. Glory? More like Dr. Stupid Balls. (MD)