The thing about Knucklehead Harleys is that everyone has one. You can’t go more than 2 blocks these days without some dodgy geezer trying to flog you one for cheap! I say we should just clean the streets up and get rid of the lot of em. Wait, did I say Knucklehead Harleys? Sorry, what I meant was pirate DVDs…

Johnny Aguires Triumph is awesome! Girder front end, Metal flake paint, Sparto taillight and a 750cc motor! Hold on though it’s missing something. The timing cover! No worries mate I think I have the answer…www.DicEmagazine.com/shop/

If I had to describe this Lowrider in an Irish accent, it would be;
"Dis cor is rapid! Oi really love de paint scheme! Luk 'oy close so'tiz ter de groun'?!".
The Pharaohs car club in Nagoya don’t mess about mate.

The third part of the ‘Jokers’ article is about Tobias and his brilliant ’50 Panhead. Ok here is the deal…what would do if there was this really fit bird and she wasn’t a slapper, but she was up for it…OR, this Panhead for free! You can only have one. What do mean what colour hair does she have?!

Have you ever heard that Rockabilly song ‘Shorty the Barber’ by Lou Millet? Well that describes my mate, just switch out the name to Steve. If you haven’t…then you haven’t lived.…

'Paradise Road' are cutting it in the style stakes big time right now with their fresh out Triumph show bike! Not only can the main man, Junichi Shimodaira, build wicked bikes, but he busts out equally cool cars too! Shit, that’s like having 2 dicks! Sweet!

Our mate M. Drews drink lots of Coffee and smokes a ton of clove cigarettes. That’s pretty much the only reason we like him, because his bike collection makes us hate him!

Who likes riding pictures put their hand up? The guys from Vise clothing shop in Japan have a killer crew who ride like crazy. I remember once I was going really fast on my BMX and hit this crazy ramp and got like 2 feet of air and I was like the best in the world.

I love this bike right here! This is how they do it Bristol style! Bedwyr got inspired after hitting a Swedish chopper show and he just couldn’t resist. He then went through the torture of having his own! Nice one.

My friend Jerry Denning is mental and he knows a guy called ‘Head In Bin’. That’s obviously not his real name! He got that name because the first time JD met this guy he was headfirst in a trashcan. How awesome is that? “Hello Head In Bin!”. My other mate Jack knows a bloke called ‘Sausage Jockey’…you don’t even want to know how he got his name!

Ok, we have styled you on; facial hair, denim vests, biker boots, hairstyles and the list goes on. But many of you are still walking around naked from the waist down. Here it is people…Trousers.

John Evans likes nothing more than riding his big twin HD around on those hot summers day. What he doesn’t like is kicking it over a million times on a really cold day. Touché old chap!

Indian Chiefs make great bobbers! Indian Chiefs that are bobbed and painted like a crazy Mexican Police bike are even better! What would top it all off though? What about if the 2 wheeler in question got ridden like a super bike and had ‘God Bless Johnny Fuckin’ Cash’ pinstriped down the side?! Sorted.

Model: Emily. Photography: Mitzi & Co

The thing with getting hot chicks to like you, is that you have to be way cool. When people ask me, “How do you do it?” I just tell them “Chill out dude, it’s not just one thing, but a combination of really cool stuff.” If you know the combination please email me what it is. I know what it is, I just want to make sure that you know what it is. So whatever.

Oh. My. God. That is Wicked!!!

The thing about Triumphs is that everyone has one. You can’t go more than 2 blocks these days without some dodgy geezer trying to flog you one for cheap! I say we should just clean the streets up and get rid of the lot of em. Wait, did I say Triumphs? Sorry, what I meant Knuckleheads…

Ironhead Sportsters rule. Hard-tailed versions are even sicker (is that a word?) Throw in a pair of pike nuts and fucked up old slick and you become king of the freakin’ road!

Dr. Glory is kind of like a method actor. He doesn’t see the point of prescribing people drugs without testing them out first to make sure they do exactly what they say on the label. Today he had to prescribe something called Shabu. Here are his findings.
1 Produces anxiety, irritability, irrational behavior, talkativeness and loss of self-control.
2 Results in loss of appetite and inability to sleep.
3 Can lead to acute psychotic reactions, violent and destructive behavior and recklessness that may result in accidents.