Flat Iron Mike is completely off his rocker and he proved it to everyone by riding his new rigid framed Harley like a bleedin’ maniac on this years EDR! Last year he did the EDR on the bike you see here and look how wild it is?! It’s a cone shovel bottom with knuckle heads on top…wait a minute, does that mean it’s called a ‘Knuvlehead’?!

The ‘Mistreater’ is one of those brilliant stories where a guy saves a bike from the ‘big hair’ era and turns it into a fuckin’ super sweet bike from the ‘long hair’ era!

‘Purple Reign’ is a wild café racer and the latest creation to roll out of Cole Foster’s hands. The fairing on this beast is incredible and Cole informed me it took “ages to make!”...When I challenged that statement with, “just how long is ages?” He said “2 days”…!!!!

Cay is from Denmark and he is my hero. His HD twisted my melon so hard that I thought I was on the verge of a freak out.

Wil is a diamond geezer and professional Zoologist, who studies a very rare breed of animal that can only be found in remote parts of the world. He is an expert on the ‘Soylobious Doggerous, better known as, the ‘Soy Dog’.

It wouldn’t be complete without the ‘Style Bible’ would it now?! What is it about this time I hear you say? Calm down rude boy Ill tell you is you just chillax! It’s all about them Trikes!

What is the first thing you do when you go to pick up your freshly built 2 wheeled freedom machine that took lots of cash and over a year to build? Kick it over. Turn left at the end of the street. Ride the bitch across America just for a laugh.

How fantastic is this Suburban? It’s a freaking company car yo! Metal Flake wheels? For shizzle my nizzle! The darlings at ‘Hot Rod Tiki’ in Blighty own it, drive it, and worship it.

The EDR this year was absolutely mental…I think…It all seems a bit hazy…I do kind of remember the organizer setting fire to his own head…or did I dream that?...who gave me that tequila with the marijuana in it?…Just so you know it was your fault that I woke up on the Sunday morning only wearing my denim vest and newly acquired snakeskin boots.

Johnny Surprise is our PR man and he called us up one night ranting about a brilliant story he had for us. Turns out that the brilliant idea at 4am had nothing to do with the magazine, but did involve 6 strippers and a ton of booze. It was actually a really good idea…but anyways, he called us back the next day and told us something else we might be interested in. It was about his body builder friend who had just built a crazy big twin flathead and how perfect is would be for DicE. Naturally it was another great stroke of genius from Mr. Surprise that eventually led to a Grant Peterson photo shoot involving man meat and Speedos. Here is a shot of J.S. himself in a moment of passion.

Deluxie Customs over in Japan turn out some pretty sweet stuff and their new Triumph is a mind blower! This is the article where you get all the killer shots, info on the bike and a nice little story from out buddy ‘Anklebiters’ about getting beaten up.

Aron Lucier got some help from Jason Jessee to build one of the most evil Evos around. If you put your guard down for a second it will most likely bite you in the balls when you are not looking! Adam Wright did us very proud and got it all on film for us.

Almo is ruling it with this Knucklehead all the way over in Copenhagen! He wanted a nice restored example…but after about 3 minutes he changed his mind, changed it up, then blew it up. Perfect.

Dr. Glory sent me an email yesterday from his new ‘Blackberry’ about how he is now hanging out with all the cool famous people of Hollywood. What he meant to say that he was locked up in a hotel room watching so much pay TV that there was a risk of him going blind.