ISSUE 11 - AUTUMN 2006

Tim O Keefe is a right 'Ferris'. (Ferris Bueler = Ruler). We just spent the weekend with him and his mate Mike at the 'Smoke Out West' show in Arizona and we got completely smashed for 3 days straight. His red flaked out Harley Shovel graces the pages of Issue 11 and it is Righteous. You think it looks good here? You should see it racing past a hidden Arizona police car at 1am in the morning at 60mph it looks even better!

Tim O Keefe is a right 'Ferris'. (Ferris Bueler = Ruler). We just spent the weekend with him and his mate Mike at the 'Smoke Out West' show in Arizona and we got completely smashed for 3 days straight. His red flaked out Harley Shovel graces the pages of Issue 11 and it is Righteous. You think it looks good here? You should see it racing past a hidden Arizona police car at 1am in the morning at 60mph it looks even better!

They did this kind of test thingy back in the old days where they chopped a geezers head off and then got him to walk for 30 steps to prove the body still lives for a bit. A few years ago I was at some stupid house party in Mitcham and I got so stoned on Skunk that it literally blew my fucking brains out! I first lost all the powers of speech, then the ability to stay vertical...then I went blind and lost my mind for about 5 hours...I think. I switched off and don't know what happened until the next day when I woke up at a mates house in Streatham! Apparently I had walked all the way there and I couldn't remember a step of it or how long it took me, but I did work out that takes roughly 2 hours in a normal state of mind so who knows?! What I'm saying people, is that, now looking at it, the chopping the head off test is bullshit! I lasted way longer than 30 measly, stinking seconds and I could have made it all the way to Brighton if I was on Burd's Triumph! Imagine that!

They did this kind of test thingy back in the old days where they chopped a geezers head off and then got him to walk for 30 steps to prove the body still lives for a bit. A few years ago I was at some stupid house party in Mitcham and I got so stoned on Skunk that it literally blew my fucking brains out! I first lost all the powers of speech, then the ability to stay vertical...then I went blind and lost my mind for about 5 hours...I think. I switched off and don't know what happened until the next day when I woke up at a mates house in Streatham! Apparently I had walked all the way there and I couldn't remember a step of it or how long it took me, but I did work out that takes roughly 2 hours in a normal state of mind so who knows?! What I'm saying people, is that, now looking at it, the chopping the head off test is bullshit! I lasted way longer than 30 measly, stinking seconds and I could have made it all the way to Brighton if I was on Burd's Triumph! Imagine that!

We actually got our shit together to show you some pictures of Goose's Triumph, which some of you may remember gracing the cover of Issue 8 when 'Harpoon' was let loose to run amok with the design. Although, there have been a couple of changes to it since that picture was taken...the biggest thing being the fact it got stolen by 2 meatheads and was nearly lost altogether...luckily Goose found out where it was and went out with some bro's to get it back and have some words with the twat who stole it!

We actually got our shit together to show you some pictures of Goose's Triumph, which some of you may remember gracing the cover of Issue 8 when 'Harpoon' was let loose to run amok with the design. Although, there have been a couple of changes to it since that picture was taken...the biggest thing being the fact it got stolen by 2 meatheads and was nearly lost altogether...luckily Goose found out where it was and went out with some bro's to get it back and have some words with the twat who stole it!
Leave me alone, Gosh! ...

Our mate Trent from Atomic Custom is one of the maniacs who met up with other liked minded maniacs to take part in the first El Diablo run earlier this year. The actual run worked out to be around 500 miles for the guys in California, but Trent raked in around 2000 because he had to get his arse out from New Mexico! Not only that, but he did it on a bike he threw together just for the event! 'Fuck The Rest'. Fair play Guvnor!

Our mate Trent from Atomic Custom is one of the maniacs who met up with other liked minded maniacs to take part in the first El Diablo run earlier this year. The actual run worked out to be around 500 miles for the guys in California, but Trent raked in around 2000 because he had to get his arse out from New Mexico! Not only that, but he did it on a bike he threw together just for the event! 'Fuck The Rest'. Fair play Guvnor!

I haven't been so excited about an article since I put together a 'How to get high for cheap' article last year. Hopefully we will be able to run that one at a later date, but forget that shit...check out the new DicE style bible! We kick off with Part 1: Facial Hair! Everything from the classic, 'Chin Strap' all the way through to the wacky little, 'Uphill Gardener'. Actually I should come clean here. The only reason that this is the first in the series of style articles is because we noticed that everyone on the 'Jockey Journal' talks more about beards than bikes and we want to sell more magazines and bikes are boring now! -P.s. Nice to see so many sweet beards at the 'Smoke Out West', including Chopper God, Scott Craig rocking the 'Cave Man'-

I haven't been so excited about an article since I put together a 'How to get high for cheap' article last year. Hopefully we will be able to run that one at a later date, but forget that shit...check out the new DicE style bible! We kick off with Part 1: Facial Hair! Everything from the classic, 'Chin Strap' all the way through to the wacky little, 'Uphill Gardener'. Actually I should come clean here. The only reason that this is the first in the series of style articles is because we noticed that everyone on the 'Jockey Journal' talks more about beards than bikes and we want to sell more magazines and bikes are boring now! P.s. Nice to see so many sweet beards at the 'Smoke Out West', including Chopper God, Scott Craig rocking the 'Cave Man'

Have you ever seen anything so killer that you could cry? Have you ever wanted one so bad that it hurts to know another man has one? Have you ever secretly closed you eyes and imagined the day you would be king of the neighborhood when people saw you with it?...well to be honest I can understand how you feel because it's one of those things that is so beautiful that people actually just stop and stare when it's on cruised on the street. Toshi's bike is not too bad either, but it is really the Beard that does it for us too.

Have you ever seen anything so killer that you could cry? Have you ever wanted one so bad that it hurts to know another man has one? Have you ever secretly closed you eyes and imagined the day you would be king of the neighborhood when people saw you with it?...well to be honest I can understand how you feel because it's one of those things that is so beautiful that people actually just stop and stare when it's on cruised on the street. Toshi's bike is not too bad either, but it is really the Beard that does it for us too.

Holy Piss! I nearly let go when The Flyin' Dutchman dropped these pictures of Nicke Svensson's Frisco style Panhead through the letterbox! This thing is the shit and then some brother! This is the last time I will mention it, but he's also a man with fantastic facial hair...I wont say what he's style sporting...you will have to buy the Issue 11 to find out for yourselves. Wicked.

Holy Piss! I nearly let go when The Flyin' Dutchman dropped these pictures of Nicke Svensson's Frisco style Panhead through the letterbox! This thing is the shit and then some brother! This is the last time I will mention it, but he's also a man with fantastic facial hair...I wont say what he's style sporting...you will have to buy the Issue 11 to find out for yourselves. Wicked.

So.Cal based ladies man, Grant Peterson did us proud by combining a good night out with this little impromptu photo shoot of 2 of his buddies bikes. He actually invented his own way of shooting, which he describes as...."A kind of, Bauhaus art vibe crossed with a 'New Kids On The Block' rat tail hair do, all rolled into a box of cheesecake". Brilliant!

I was spending some time in Berlin, Germany over the summer and by accident I got to meet Fred Mullen at his bar 'Roadrunners Paradise' and shoot his super fast bobbed Indian that he calls 'The Harley Killer'. How many bikes do you know like this that goes over a ton with ease? World's fastest Indian? Maybe not but it goes like stink!

I was spending some time in Berlin, Germany over the summer and by accident I got to meet Fred Mullen at his bar 'Roadrunners Paradise' and shoot his super fast bobbed Indian that he calls 'The Harley Killer'. How many bikes do you know like this that goes over a ton with ease? World's fastest Indian? Maybe not but it goes like stink!

If you take 6 large chickens and 6 large trains, then put the heads of the chickens in 3 of the trains and the bodies in the other 3 train, then had both trains leave at 30 minute intervals on a 3000 mile trip, which train driver would have the most killer beard? -'The Bombardier' is from Australia and it sweet.-

If you take 6 large chickens and 6 large trains, then put the heads of the chickens in 3 of the trains and the bodies in the other 3 train, then had both trains leave at 30 minute intervals on a 3000 mile trip, which train driver would have the most killer beard? 'The Bombardier' is from Australia and it sweet.

So, apparently all you need is a beard and a bike to be cool right? Is that top of the pops though? Well let's tweak it a little bit and up the odds...what if you had a trike and moustache? Yes, even cooler! But I have to say for the record that it ends there people...don't think you can buy a Quad, grow a 'business in the front, party in the back' hair do and think you're still groovin...nowhere near mister. Todd's Sporster is the Shizzle and this is the last time I'm gonna mention it but he also gets the thumbs up in the facial hair department...Tell me what it is I hear you cry?!...All I'm gonna say is...'Sunken Leader'.

So, apparently all you need is a beard and a bike to be cool right? Is that top of the pops though? Well let's tweak it a little bit and up the odds...what if you had a trike and moustache? Yes, even cooler! But I have to say for the record that it ends there people...don't think you can buy a Quad, grow a 'business in the front, party in the back' hair do and think you're still groovin...nowhere near mister. Todd's Sporster is the Shizzle and this is the last time I'm gonna mention it but he also gets the thumbs up in the facial hair department...Tell me what it is I hear you cry?!...All I'm gonna say is...'Sunken Leader'.

Chris 'Tommy' Gunn from York, England got Barons Speed Shop to knock him together a '65 Triumph Bonneville just the way he wanted it and you can for yourself right here that it came out not too shabby! We all know the dangers, but just a warning to you because The Zombie is only allowed to lurk on the streets after midnight and before sun rise....wait, maybe I'm getting them confused with Vampires?
Chris 'Tommy' Gunn from York, England got Barons Speed Shop to knock him together a '65 Triumph Bonneville just the way he wanted it and you can for yourself right here that it came out not too shabby! We all know the dangers, but just a warning to you because The Zombie is only allowed to lurk on the streets after midnight and before sun rise....wait, maybe I'm getting them confused with Vampires?


 
 
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